It’s here folks!
Well… almost. Because if it were, you wouldn’t be reading this. You’d be running around throwing elbows at the old lady standing between you and the best deals in town.
I’m talking about that which has worked it’s way into our national psyche as perhaps the most aggressive holiday of the year. The cultural phenomenon itself, Black Friday.
Here at ActiveForever, we’ve been preparing for this day for months. Parsing through our aisles and aisles of inventory, bringing down prices on some of our most coveted items. And we’ve done it all in appreciation of you, our wonderful customers.
Take a look at our Discovery Digest. We’ve reduced our prices on great gift items like cold-weather gloves, the Huggie Buddy Heated Blanket you can wear, motorized massagers, yard equipment, and of course, the famous “Snow Wolf Wovel Snow Shovel.” This handy device makes once stubborn snow wish it never darkened your door in the first place.
People love our soothing facial and skin clarifying systems, and our popular exercise stations and whole body vibration machines are perfect for those who want to start their New Year’s resolutions off right.
There’s even cool stuff kids love like the Trikke T7 Convertible Kids Carving Vehicle.
Everything is 20 to 75 percent off, and and Shipping is Free!
We know this consumer holiday can reduce otherwise perfectly mild people to fisticuffs; but that is only because trying to satisfy everyone on your list can be enough to force you to put off retirement, indefinitely.
We’ve got Black Friday deals going on all week. So act now, these fab items will never be cheaper!